The 2007 MTV Video Music Awards will be held at the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas in a couple weeks. I'll be in town that day, but since Eric refuses to get me tickets, I'll probably be spending the event pressed up against the theater door trying to listen to the announcement of who won the award for Best Rock Video. Wait, they don't issue that one anymore. Best Rap Video? They don't give that one out either.
Instead, here are three awards to be presented at this year's event: Most Earth-Shattering Collaboration, Quadruple Threat Of The Year and Monster Single Of The Year.