When I was in high school, my dad had a Zack Morris cell phone, which I thought was the coolest thing ever.
It's all about expectations, you see.
For example, I got a new cell phone yesterday.1 My RAZR V3XX looks fancy, but it doesn't come with any ring tones to choose from.
I'm stuck with the default ring unless I purchase a $30 CD filled with ring tones or pay to download one.
For all I know, the Zack Morris phone only had one ring too, but that didn't matter at the time.
1I have a new number too. Please update your address book. Effective immediately, my new number is ALL-EDEN. Same area code.