SJB was an extra on "How I Met Your Mother." For awhile, that impressed me.
But my jealousy came to an end the other day when I came across an episode of that program that aired more than a year earlier than SJB's appearance. The episode, titled "Drumroll Please," began with a black-and-white montage of wedding photos, including the one shown above.
Wait a minute. That's me! That's totally me! I was in an episode before SJB!
Marnie, who has grown tired of me pausing the DVD to admire my likeness, claims that the photo isn't of me. I've never had facial hair that looked like that, she pointed out.