Bite-sized portions of triviality, served up since 1997.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Nah. It's just the HD signal adds 20lb to everything. It's much more harsh in that way than regular TV.
The mic is normal. Costas is an elf.
Costas is 5'7" — same as John McCain.
Same as Kucinich, too.
Elf = KuncinichKucinich = CostasCostas = McCainMcCain = ElfBoggles the mind.
I'm good, aren't I?I'm like that teacher at prep school who made you memorize the first 48 lines of the Cantebury Tales the night before the big polo meet against Milton Academy. Years later, when you're working as a summer associate at Hale & Dorr, you realize how much of an influence I had on your life.
You're more like the guy I always sit next to drinking wine on the flight from Dulles to LAX.
The sad part is a smaller mike probably wouldn't cause him to hold it properly. He looks like he's hosting a competition on America's Next Top Model. Actually, trying to look good under Bob's hair might be a decent competition. When you buy a toupe 6 shades darker than your long lost hair, you've really bought into those Just for Men ads. Probably because Walt Clyde Frazier + Keith Hernandez = trustabiity.
Thank god someone else mentioned his toupee! I told David that the first night of the Olympics that we saw him on TV, and he didn't believe me.
how can you tell it's a toupee???maybe my hd set isnt as good as i think.
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