February 29, 2008

But does he need a pillow?

NBC's decision to let a white guy (Fred Armisen) play Barack Obama in Saturday Night Live skits seems to be rubbing people the wrong way.

Okay, so which is worse: a white guy who accurately mimics the senator's expressions and gestures or a black guy who doesn't look anything like him?



Don't be evil

Photo by JMF.

I attended an event the other day at Google's D.C. office.

I'd love to tell you about it, but I was forced to sign a statement (on a touch-screen computer, of course) saying I would not share information about my visit without the prior approval of Google Inc.

I will say that I was at times transfixed by the flat screen TVs that filled the rooms showing a video loop of Google Earth flyovers. Also, the side wall of the conference room is actually a garage door that can be opened up to expand the room.

February 28, 2008

Mint vs. the Chocolate City

As expected, the U.S. Mint rejected D.C.'s idea for its commemorative quarter ("No taxation without representation").

The Mint said: "We have determined that the proposed inscription is clearly controversial and, therefore, inappropriate as an element of design for United States coinage."

Not to put too fine a point on this, but the expression worked fine for our countrymen when we were fighting the British.

Nails for males

Last year, I questioned whether it was necessary for men to have their own line of nail polish.

It turns out the issue is more widespread than I realized. Forbes magazine reports that the booming male makeup industry has grown by 42 percent since 2001.

Popular male-targeted products include:

  • Clarin’s Self-Tanning Gel for Men
  • Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau Male Matte Powder Bronzer and Brush
  • Holly Doss Foundation Stix
  • Studio5ive Double Stroke Cream Mascara
  • KenMen Brow and Beard Correctors

February 27, 2008

Overhead bins to get more crowded

US Airways and United have announced this month that they will allow only one free checked bag — passengers with more luggage will pay $25 for their second bag.

That's fine. I don't have two bags to check.

But some people do (8 percent, according to US Airways), and this will encourage them to schlep them on the plane as carry-ons.

If anything, we should be providing incentives for more people to check bags, since the fewer carry-ons people have, the faster the boarding process and the more room in the overhead bins for my bags.

February 26, 2008

Quarters

The U.S. Mint is designing a quarter to honor D.C., just as it has done for the 50 states.

Yesterday, the District submitted three ideas for its quarter, each with an inscription: either "Taxation Without Representation" or "No Taxation Without Representation."

One inscription states reality, the other is a slogan used to as a rallying cry against that reality.

It sounds like the Mint may not approve either phrase (saying they are too "controversial"), but I hope they don't go with "Taxation Without Representation," which reminds me of the D.C. police cars that carry the slogan: "Youth violence."

February 25, 2008

A half-empty cereal bowl

Which sounds more nutritious: 1/2 of a whole grain, or one full portion of half-grain?
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February 24, 2008

Barack Obama carries a picture of me in his wallet

I can't get enough of Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle.

I'm sharing it this way because the site doesn't have an RSS feed so I can't put it in my Editor's Salon.

February 23, 2008

McCain and VPL

On her blog, Mary Ann Akers writes that the Vicki Iseman's condo in Alexandria, Va., has been mobbed with reporters trying to get a glimpse of her. Thus far, she hasn't emerged from her four-bedroom townhouse (if she was there at all to begin with).

A comment in that blog post says: Ms. Iseman desperately needs to show herself, at least briefly, to the paparazzi so they can get a fresh shot of her and stop showing her in the evening dress with the visible panty lines and navel bump. Being connected by innuendo to a U.S. senator is not a problem, but visible panty lines must be mortifying for her.

Funny. I guess the Mr. Keys technique would be a bad idea for her, then.

February 22, 2008

The New York Times & John McCain

I've been thinking a lot about the New York Times story about John McCain. You know, the one that alleges the senator had a conflict-of-interest with corporate lobbyists. And maybe even a romantic relationship.

The story is a great example of both why we need newspapers and why their business model is struggling.

First, why we need them: Investigative journalism, including the pursuit of stories about legislative favoritism, is vital in a democracy. And newspapers specifically are the ones to do it. Our nation's top national newspapers have newsroom staffs with close to 1,000 reporters. By comparison, the nation's top TV news desks have about 30 or 40 reporters.

Next, why are their business model is struggling: These days, effective newsmedia don't yell out the headlines from a mountaintop — they engage the audience. It's not good enough anymore to just write a story and walk away from it. The New York Times should have set up online chat session with the reporters. And they should have printed a sidebar explaining: how they learned about the allegations, when they started investigating them, why they waited until Feb. 20 to post the story. They especially owe this explanation to readers given that its case is based on statements from two unnamed disgruntled former McCain associates.1

After reading the McCain story Wednesday night, I immediately said to Marnie: The New York Times had better be right. Otherwise, they're going down like CBS News.

Edit: The newspaper has indeed implemented a "Talk To The Newsroom" feature about this story. It doesn't provide much insight, but it's a good step.

1Like most readers, I despise anonymous quotes. I recognize that sometimes it is the only way a source will give information, but I think readers deserve as much of an explanation as possible of why the name is undisclosed. As you know, I also dislike the newspapers tradition of publishing unsigned editorials.

February 21, 2008

I'm old

Yesterday, Mike Wilbon said on PTI that Indiana University is likely to suspend its head basketball coach and name Dan Dakich as interim coach. Wilbon added, "By the way, you gotta be pretty old to remember Dakich."

I remember Dakich!

Uh-oh.

February 20, 2008

A Quiznos tuna melt has 2,090 calories

Business Week reports that Los Angeles is considering the idea of "food zoning," which would involve banning fast-food eateries in high-obesity neighborhoods.

Wait a minute. How does the city know which neighborhoods have a lot of fatties? That's not part of the government census!

February 19, 2008

Ecuatorianamente refrescante

Click the photo to see my photo album of my Ecuador trip.

By the way, the pointy cliff on the right is Pinnacle Rock, which the U.S. military bombed during training exercises in World War II.

Sun scream, ice scream

PUERTO AYORA, Ecuador -- Interestingly, people in the tourist areas of Puerto Ayora speak more English than they do in Quito. Then again, they're bound to get some of the small things wrong.

February 17, 2008

Datsun to Nissan

 

QUITO, Ecuador -- I don't see many Datsuns on the road these days. In fact, if this was the very last Datsun ever purchased then it is 22 years old.
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February 15, 2008

AeroGal

After taking four flights in the last week on Tame, the commercial branch of the Ecuadorian Air Force, I can safely conclude that they do not have any regulations on returning seats and tray tables to the upright and locked positions during takeoffs/landings. This positive development is offset, though, by their boarding process, which involves an everyone-for-themselves race across the tarmac to the airplane and its oversold seats. (Children are allowed a 30-second head start.)

Meanwhile, I watched AeroGal whisk people away in the same fashion. What a great name for an airline. (It's actually short for Aerolíneas Galápagos, but I prefer to think of it as Aero Girl.)

February 14, 2008

Bart's Comet

Normally, when a U.S. spy satellite containing hazardous materials is zooming toward Earth, I remain calm. After all, about 70 percent of the planet is water so it is likely to fall in the ocean somewhere.

But then I spent a few days on a boat floating around the ocean and didn't feel so safe anymore. But it turns out that the U.S. military had my back the whole time.

It's an even more useless show when viewed from abroad

QUITO, Ecuador — There's something funny to me about watching a promo on CNN International with a British voice-over for an upcoming episode of "The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzah."

February 13, 2008

Robin Sparkles

QUITO, Ecuador -- We like our McDonalds in the United States, but I have never seen this back home: a McDonalds kiosk at the mall.
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February 11, 2008

Watch where you step

BALTRA ISLAND, ECUADOR -- Upon hearing that I was headed for the Galapagos Islands, Jodi warned me not to trample any wildlife. "Watch where you step," was her final advice.

Then I arrived and learned that the U.S. has a military base here on Baltra, originally established to defend the Panama Canal during World War II. I have a feeling they have stepped on a few things along the way.

Still, I have been very careful where I step.

February 07, 2008

Equatorial transgression


OTAVALO, Ecuador -- Back home, I routinely travel between states in one single day. Maryland, Virginia, the District.

But today, traveling in a taxi somewhere along the highway, I crossed from the Southern Hemisphere to the Northern Hemisphere. (And then back to the Southern Hemisphere a few hours later.)

February 06, 2008

Circa de La Virgen del Panecillo

QUITO, Ecuador -- Many neighborhoods here don`t have stop signs, so drivers just honk as they are nearing an intersection. The result is a lot of honking. No accidents yet.

The planet is alive

QUITO, Ecuador -- It turns out there was an eruption this morning at Tungurahua Volcano. Tungurahua (which is Quichua for "throat of fire") is about 95 miles away from my safe haven in front of this computer.

The pan flutists

QUITO, Ecuador -- We asked a few locals about a good place to hear Andean music.

They couldn´t think of a single place that would have local music on a weeknight.

Sigh. I guess during the week all Ecuadoran musicians are camped out outside my office building in McPherson Square.

February 04, 2008

Open house

When homes are put on the market, they often hold "open houses" and invite prospective buyers to drop by and take a look.

Nearly all of these events are held at the same time: Sundays from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.

This traditional time-slot was obviously not created by an NFL fan.

During the football season, it is impossible to go house hunting at open houses and also watch the first slate of NFL games each week.

(Marnie & I managed to house hunt in September without attending a single open house.)

Well, the football season is over now. No more conflicts, football fans!

February 01, 2008

Naming rights

Old Man Josh, a Maryland resident, informs me that the University of Maryland's field hockey team plays its home games at a venue called Artificial Turf Facility.

Clearly the school is having a difficult time getting a donor.

Perhaps if I write them a $20 check, they'll rename it "dl004d, in athletic facility form."