A couple years ago, I set my lifetime record by driving from Dulles Airport to our home in downtown D.C. without hitting a single red light. (14 greens, 0 reds.)
It's an achievement I have never been able to duplicate.1
In fact, I can’t even get through my four-blocks walk from the Metro to my office without hitting at least one red light. My only hope, after 17 months, is that they change the timing of the traffic signals.
1Enough steroid talk. It's time to get back to what this site is all about: bite-sized portions of triviality, served up since 1997.