RIO ARRIBA COUNTY, N.M. — I know what fried chicken is. And I know what chicken fried steak is.
Today I learned the difference between fried chicken and chicken fried chicken (the latter has no bones).
I probably would have known this sooner if I liked either of those foods.
Meanwhile, this is what it looks like if a restaurant's patrons customarily sign $1 bills and staple them to the ceiling: