Homecoming parade
MADISON, Wis. — My parents say they took me to homecoming parades when I was little, but this year's was the first I remember.1 And I'm never not attending one of these again. In related news, I promise not to complain about what will surely be an empty student section well into the 2nd quarter of today's 11 a.m. football game.
1Actually, my parents hired the Homecoming Queen to babysit me when I was little.
