With the possibility that tomorrow's D.C. election could produce a majority-white city council, Vincent Orange, who is African-American, took his election campaign to Ward 8, which is 94 percent African-American, to hand out fliers saying: "He walks like us. He talks like us."
If I vote tomorrow based on this criteria, I'll need to see some video of the candidates to see their walking style. Walking like me means:
- Completely spacing out
- Achieving a state of obliviousness to celebrities or family members who walk by
- Laughing to something completely unrelated to the surrounding world