Pregdar
Just about every time I turn on the TV, Marnie walks in and tells me the woman on the screen is covering up the fact that she is pregnant.
Kelly Taylor1 on 90210? Pregnant.
Jordan McDeere on Studio 60? Pregnant.
Elaine Benes2 on Seinfeld? Pregnant.
Monica Geller on Friends? Pregnant.
Pretty much at all times, Marnie is convinced that someone on the screen is pregnant. It's a skill, like being able to spot gay people.
I call it pregdar.
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1 As it happens, Jennie Garth gave birth this week to her third child.
2 Twice, meaning it is even more likely that I'm watching an episode in which she was pregnant.
Kelly Taylor1 on 90210? Pregnant.
Jordan McDeere on Studio 60? Pregnant.
Elaine Benes2 on Seinfeld? Pregnant.
Monica Geller on Friends? Pregnant.
Pretty much at all times, Marnie is convinced that someone on the screen is pregnant. It's a skill, like being able to spot gay people.
I call it pregdar.
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1 As it happens, Jennie Garth gave birth this week to her third child.
2 Twice, meaning it is even more likely that I'm watching an episode in which she was pregnant.
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