As you exit, protect yourself

Once again, I've used my camera-phone to take a picture in the bathroom,
a practice Marnie finds to be "creepy."


Next to the bathroom door at the Newseum is a special paper towel dispenser designed to provide a germ-free exit.

The sign reads: "As you exit, protect yourself. Use a tissue to open the door."

Now, I'm one of the people they had in mind when they installed this thing. After all, I have long thought that the hand-washing process in public bathrooms is problematic.

Still, this contraption would be unnecessary if people washed their hands before leaving the bathroom. In acknowledging that some people don't wash their hands, this towel dispenser is providing cover for those people.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You need to get a small bottle of alcohol gel to clip on your belt for times like these.

Better yet, don't touch the door handle with your hands at all. Try using your teeth.
Anonymous said…
I used this cool new Dyson hand dryer in Logan Airport yesterday. Have you seen these yet? I can only describe it as an "air squeegee" for your hands. It was way cool and I want one for my bathroom at home. The instructions on the machine said something to the effect of: "Finally, a hand dryer that actually works." I would have taken a picture of it for you if I also didn't have a creepy aversion to taking photos in a public bathroom.
ed002d said…
So first you complained that there wasn't something like this, now you're complaining that there is?
Anonymous said…
Jeremy: I've heard about them but haven't seen them yet. I can't wait!

Eric: I don't recall wishing for someone to invent this. That is, my public concern about the inherent bathroom hand-washing problems never focused on the exit door.
Unknown said…
This is a good idea.

Typically I will handle the inward opening men's room door one of three ways:

1. for a multi person bathroom that's busy, just wait for someone else to enter.

2. use a paper towel to open the door and either make the basketball shot to the trashcan or drop it on the floor as my message to put a trash can near the door.

3. for emergencies or bathrooms with no towels, use the "pinkie pull" which just makes me feel safer.
ed002d said…
Anti-bacterial soaps notwithstanding, the human immune system seems to have evolved to the point where it's pretty well equipped to resist stray germs on door handles in men's rooms.
dl004d said…
Actually, anti-bacterial soap is forcing bacteria to survive by becoming more powerful — a new race of super-bacteria. We're doomed!
ed002d said…
Yeah, that's why I said "notwithstanding."
Josh said…
There's a secret lab where they take the brains out of bacterium and put them in the heads of other bacterium to create a race of super-bacteria.
Josh said…
At this time, for Joel's benefit, I'd like to remind him of the time I asked if he was combining Cherry Pepsi with regular Pepsi to create a race of super Pepsis.

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