Sofa Delle Muse (UPDATE)

Jason's quest to find the World's Longest Sofa was unsuccessful. Amy & Jeff, too, tried and failed.

It's easy to blame Jason's failure on bad advice from JQB. But what's the deal with the sofa? Where did it go? It is more than 118 feet long and can seat 120 people, so it seems like it'd be tough to hide.

Today, my senior Sofa Delle Muse correspondent "s7teesgirl" reports the breaking news that the sofa has made an appearance at the Wyndham Championship golf tournament currently under way in Greensboro, N.C.

Any chance it can make its way to D.C.?

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John Q. Barrett said…
How lazy can you be? Get to NC and do your relaxing there. Yours in vindication, JQB
August 20, 2009
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