Shiny gold wrappers and shiny gold rappers

The top story in town today, according to the Washington Examiner, is that the city's high schoolers dislike Durex condoms because they're "too small" and instead prefer the Trojan brand due to its larger Magnum size offering.

The Washington Post, which broke this story, hints that the preference for Trojans isn't actually due to the size — Durex offers large sizes too, after all — but students seem to prefer Trojans due to its shiny gold wrappers and celebrity endorsers such as Ludacris. That is, shiny gold wrappers and shiny gold rappers.

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